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me: can you tuck me in
them: ??? you handed me a shovel
me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks
you know when youre watching a tv show and you feel like youre coming to a part that youve seen gifs of on tumblr and it gives you a rush of excitement like oh boy this is what we trained for
that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to
not everything is discourse sometimes people just are allowed to say things
i mean forgive me for not taking advice from someone who ignores britney’s canon sexuality in her url lol
britney’s canon sexuality
being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*exists* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*in my deathbed* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
yeah i love art films…. i have very sophisticated taste….. have you ever seen ratatouille
ASS CANNOT be used to prove triangles congruent. Try SSS, AAS, SAS, or ASA
“A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.”
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Torquato Tasso
*makes eye contact with a pretty girl for more than 5 seconds*
me: yes,,, my soul mate. i can not believe it, here in this Burger King
a good sense of humor is such a fucking turn on
right: bring back the racism
left: can sonic be trans?
centrist: sit on me
the tumblr bots are passing the turing test now
no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
when you accidentally befriend a really rude and annoying person
*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash
“I fall in love with details.”
— (via liebeficktunsalle)
710m:
My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me
and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a
Is this the kids bop version
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
